Devastated!

To the person who is stealing from me:

I want my money back.  This is the third time money has been taken from my wallet and I want it returned.  Life sucks for all of us.  I need to put gas in my car and I want my money returned.  What you have done is a sin and is shameful and I want my money returned. 

To the people who pass this information along:

Please be clear.  I have not named any names.  I just want my money back.  I have little enough as it is and I need to put gas in my car.  That is not too much to ask, even from the likes of you.  Tell the thief to return my money.  I am appalled that this has happened.  You should be appalled, too.  I want my money returned.  Feel free to speculate about my frame of mind; but I still want my money back.

To any other concerned parties:

This feels terrible.  I have so little money to stretch so many ways.  It is frightening to discover an empty space where thirty dollars was three days ago!  I have not gone anywhere else or moved anything.  The money is missing.  What am I to do?  I want my money returned.  I need my money returned!

OH!  And if the money suddenly "turns up" that will be fine, too!