Thursday, May 19, 2011

Lucy, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do

SERVICE UNAVAILABLE!!!!

I have just about had it with those words!  In the olden days when a line was busy, meaning somebody else was already talking, a potential caller heard a reassuring buzz.  You knew immediately what it meant.  "Try again later, but all is well."  Before everyone and his grandfather had cell phones if a line was busy a recorded human voice might explain.  "The number you have reached is temporarily out of service."  But today, no reassurance.  No pseudo-human voice.  Just those damn words flashed on the cell phone screen.  Oh, and sometimes an exclamation point and a repulsive belching sound.
                                                                                


I can't be the only person who hates this!  This is America!  My phone bill is paid!  I am not trying to contact outer Mongolia or Public Enemy Number Two!  I am not calling from the middle of a black hole or a clanking, banging factory!  I am calling my daughter who lives less than two miles away!  How can service be unavailable???!!!!  Somebody can answer that question.  Please, please clue me in.

Maybe if the message said: SERVICE UNAVAILABLE AND WE ARE SO SORRY! I wouldn't be so miffed.  But, come on!  Alex Bell is shaking his finger at somebody I bet.  And wasn't he the Hottie?
                                                                          
Perhaps we DO need to return to a simpler, more colorful time.  Techno Reversoh!  If I recall, this model was very reliable!  Service ALWAYS  Available and with a Smile to boot!
                                                                               
Now to address invitations.  Hopefully the USPS has available service.

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