Do you have a favorite pair?
If you are poor I bet you do.
The fact that they never left a panty line when worn under your power-girl business suit no longer matters.
What matters now is that even though the fabric is almost transparently thin they do not cut into your ever so chubby thigh or camel-toe-ize your pitiful old lady crotch. The waist band stays waisted so that your nonexistent tramp stamp is never revealed. Needless to say, your butt crack is protected.
What also matters is that you can no longer afford to replace them. Even at the Fat Lady Clothing Store the price is prohibitive. The Big Box doesn't even carry your size. Not mending is not an option.
If you are poor I bet you do.
The fact that they never left a panty line when worn under your power-girl business suit no longer matters.
What also matters is that you can no longer afford to replace them. Even at the Fat Lady Clothing Store the price is prohibitive. The Big Box doesn't even carry your size. Not mending is not an option.
Now to the Saturday troll and online job hunting. Yeah, yeah.
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