Considered all the options I could think of.
1. Personal toe nail assistant is not a job anyone wants
2. Crazy does not do scissors
3. Toe nail clipping is not a chore performed by nurses
4. Pedicures are not in the budget
5. Yanking foot onto ledge with robe belt proved ineffective
6. Claw like talons are becoming hazardous and humiliating
SSSOOOooooo, I tried to order a long handled toe nail clipper online. Whoo Baby! Those suckers are expensive! Finally found a company that would accept payment by check but only if I ordered through the catalog. Okey Dokey. I can wait another five to seven days.
Never pictured myself with this as a problem. Resilient, eh? Cute? Not so much, but at least I will not click when barefootin'.
1. Personal toe nail assistant is not a job anyone wants
2. Crazy does not do scissors
3. Toe nail clipping is not a chore performed by nurses
4. Pedicures are not in the budget
5. Yanking foot onto ledge with robe belt proved ineffective
6. Claw like talons are becoming hazardous and humiliating
Never pictured myself with this as a problem. Resilient, eh? Cute? Not so much, but at least I will not click when barefootin'.
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