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Seriously?

This guy is such a yutz I thought his name was Mitch.

Not to disparage the Mitches of the world.

There were some fun evenings watching Sing A Long With Mitch on television way back when.

There was a semi-cute wrestler Mitch in my high school.

But, on the whole it's not an inspiring name.

Not that Rich is any better.

Since Ricky Zabel I just never have liked that name.

Richard, Rick, Dick, Richie, Ricky.

Ick.

None of them 'work' for me.

(Nothing personal here.  I'm not that crazy about my own name.)

I mean:

RICHARD NIXON?!

Case closed.

But seriously...

If America truly loses its mind and this yutz is elected; who would work for him?

The Stooges are all dead.

I know because I saw Modern Family and that kid wouldn't lie.

Well, he would; but not to any evil purpose. 

Homer has a job and is, despite evidence to the contrary, a cartoon.

Although I think he would ROCK as Secretary of State.

I don't follow much of the Kardashian news, just what I see in the grocery check out line tabloids; but isn't this one available for employment? Imagine her in any Cabinet position. Pun absolutely intended.

I am also available for any type of consulting.

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Politics is such fun.