Made literally thirty plus phone calls attempting to complete doctor homework.
Yes, I'd be happy to see you, sir, in another month if I could ever get through to your office to make another appointment. That's a joke, right? The earliest opening is the week before Christmas?
Hello? Please. To whom do I speak to request referral to specialists? No, I don't have the name because the insurance has not located anyone nearer than 100 miles. Well, she told me to get the referral first? But, you say I should get the names first? Tell you what, why don't you just sign the damn thing and send me a bunch of copies?
Morning and how sick am I of medical topics?! Jillions! There must be other subjects. And fighting with the post office does not count. And realizing all the sexy locations I am never going to be able to see don't count either. I'd love to discuss the neighbor lady who abscond with one of my best lines to flirt with the UPS guy. Damn her. A conversation with someone interested in ephemera (Isn't that the coolest word?) projects and the crazy houseplants would be sweet. First in line would be also.
And DO not tell me to stop whining and just get going. This IS me not whining. You ain't just NEVER seen the whining me. As far as getting going is concerned? Bite me.
Yes, I'd be happy to see you, sir, in another month if I could ever get through to your office to make another appointment. That's a joke, right? The earliest opening is the week before Christmas?
Hello? Please. To whom do I speak to request referral to specialists? No, I don't have the name because the insurance has not located anyone nearer than 100 miles. Well, she told me to get the referral first? But, you say I should get the names first? Tell you what, why don't you just sign the damn thing and send me a bunch of copies?
Morning and how sick am I of medical topics?! Jillions! There must be other subjects. And fighting with the post office does not count. And realizing all the sexy locations I am never going to be able to see don't count either. I'd love to discuss the neighbor lady who abscond with one of my best lines to flirt with the UPS guy. Damn her. A conversation with someone interested in ephemera (Isn't that the coolest word?) projects and the crazy houseplants would be sweet. First in line would be also.
And DO not tell me to stop whining and just get going. This IS me not whining. You ain't just NEVER seen the whining me. As far as getting going is concerned? Bite me.
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