Every morning without fail the desperate urge to pee wakes me. Yeah, I know. Not such an appetizing thought but that's what happens when you get old, have given birth to three ginormous babies (and one medium sized one), and have been denied access to your required bladder medication. But ranting about the suckage of medical care for the poor is for another post.
Today I also had this ever so pressing question on what's left of my mind: Did Jada Pinkett ever divorce what's his name?
And, yes. I think of her by her maiden name. That antiquated, patriarchal means of referring to a woman's birth surname. (Another rant for another post I suppose. No, I promise.) And, yes, I truly couldn't immediately recalled her spouse's name. It occurred to me later, but that doesn't really matter.
Being the 21st century girl I pretend to be I immediately looked it up in the ever so trusty Wikipedia. HHHhhhhaaaaa. The closest we have to accurate information in a pinch. No. The couple have not divorced. But I found this horrifying photo:
From an attractive but probably over exercised and underweight lady Ms. Pinkett has become a scary looking visage. I figure it is a result from plastic surgery gone dreadfully awry. But even that isn't what caused me to read the attached article.
Rather it was a lambasting by Ms. Pinkett of the media for attacking her daughter's "buzz cut" hairdo. Hurrah! For the mom defending her child's decision, but she went further to (dare I say?) rant about how a woman's beauty is not related to outer appearance and that judging one by features is just plain wrong.
Then what is going on with her artificially sculpted face?! If it came about another way then I will happily shut up. But at the very least isn't Willow's mommy setting a mixed message? Or maybe it's not the same to alter hair as opposed to bone structures? I don't get it and I'm glad it's not my problem.
But I still had to pee. Now there's a problem I'd like to trade for a new jaw line. Does that makes sense?
Today I also had this ever so pressing question on what's left of my mind: Did Jada Pinkett ever divorce what's his name?
And, yes. I think of her by her maiden name. That antiquated, patriarchal means of referring to a woman's birth surname. (Another rant for another post I suppose. No, I promise.) And, yes, I truly couldn't immediately recalled her spouse's name. It occurred to me later, but that doesn't really matter.
Being the 21st century girl I pretend to be I immediately looked it up in the ever so trusty Wikipedia. HHHhhhhaaaaa. The closest we have to accurate information in a pinch. No. The couple have not divorced. But I found this horrifying photo:
From an attractive but probably over exercised and underweight lady Ms. Pinkett has become a scary looking visage. I figure it is a result from plastic surgery gone dreadfully awry. But even that isn't what caused me to read the attached article.
Rather it was a lambasting by Ms. Pinkett of the media for attacking her daughter's "buzz cut" hairdo. Hurrah! For the mom defending her child's decision, but she went further to (dare I say?) rant about how a woman's beauty is not related to outer appearance and that judging one by features is just plain wrong.
Then what is going on with her artificially sculpted face?! If it came about another way then I will happily shut up. But at the very least isn't Willow's mommy setting a mixed message? Or maybe it's not the same to alter hair as opposed to bone structures? I don't get it and I'm glad it's not my problem.
But I still had to pee. Now there's a problem I'd like to trade for a new jaw line. Does that makes sense?
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