The following items are not available for purchase at my local Big Box:
canned apricots
wooden yardstick
chainsaw
Why on earth would these items be banned ?
I conclude it must be yet another example of the world wide plot that is darker than even those suggested by Dan Brown.
One can only imagine who or what is behind this example of terrifying shortages.
What could be next?
Meanwhile I suggest we keep our eyes and ears open and possibly start hoarding the above.
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