CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #411
Primetime Capsule
Because TV shows can linger in syndication for many, many years,
there's an excellent chance that as you are reading this, I will be busy
decomposing in a Jewish cemetery. Needless to say, I hope that's not
the case, and I have made the following four-part plan to avoid it. Step
one: maintain a sensible diet, get plenty of rest and exercise, avoid
actor-induced stress. Step two: use all my financial resources to
purchase replacement body parts as soon as the originals begin to
sputter. Step three: continue to swap out organs until the arrival of
the Singularity, whereupon I will discard my Bondo body and upload my
psyche into the cloud. Step four: be a mischievous cyber-ghost who zooms
around the internet until technology allows me to download myself into a
robot body with working genitals, tastebuds, guitar chops, x-ray vision
and the ability to fly, live under water and in outer space. At which
point, having made myself essentially immortal and indestructible, I
will spend eternity exploring the universe and playing with my titanium
penis.
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1st Aired: 14 March 2013
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