Very Rare But Genuine Guilty Pleasures

1. Crispy toast with butter (NOT margarine!) and liver sausage
2. Cube Crash, a Mindjolt game I play on fb. I usually play when I am procrastinating or mulling
over a big decision.
3. NeYo "Closer".
4. Acai-Blueberry-Pomegranate XXX Vitamin Water. I purchase these for $1.50 at the
machine in the library lobby; drink them; and then refill with my own mix of juice, Splenda,
and good old tap water.
5. People watching in Anderson Court when I should be studying.
6. People watching in Brandel Court when I should be studying.
7. Long awaited letters from my best college friend. I savor these like the sweetest of
dark chocolates.
8. Regular Fritos.
9. Chili Cheese Fritos.
10. Jean Nate' after bath splash AND body lotion. Very old school, I realize. I first smelled
these products in the apartment of a woman where I used to babysit. She was the first
single Mom I ever met and I thought she was SUPER sophisticated. Every time I use these
products I think of her; wonder how she and her daughter are doing; and wish I would
have told her how cool and brave I thought she was. I secretly wish I was that cool and
that brave.
11. My blue denim jacket. I hardly ever wear it.
12. Singing really loudly when I am alone in my car. Usually the songs I make up have to do
with the slow, painful demise of people I hate.
13. Wiping off a tiny crescent of dust from Mommy Dearest's chotchke laden bathroom shelf.
14. Fantasizing about my future. Sometimes I think this process keeps me sane.
15. Using the phrase "my blog". Sheez.