Take that Big Box!
I found my red rock!
I got it at half your price!
It was delivered to my door!
It is the exact size, shape, and color I ordered!
It is not electrically powered, does not take batteries, and will never need to be recharged!
And to make this purchase even sweeter today I discovered that the company is run by an American entrepreneur who is also (drum roll please) a woman!
Props to Mrs. Bible. I'm so happy I could plotz!
I found my red rock!
I got it at half your price!
It was delivered to my door!
It is the exact size, shape, and color I ordered!
It is not electrically powered, does not take batteries, and will never need to be recharged!
And to make this purchase even sweeter today I discovered that the company is run by an American entrepreneur who is also (drum roll please) a woman!
Props to Mrs. Bible. I'm so happy I could plotz!
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