Monday, March 4, 2013

Old Habits Are Delicious

Several nights ago I experienced an exceptionally dreadful attempt at sleep.  Pain and bad dreams.  But I lived through it and didn't kill myself or anyone else; and so I felt that I deserve a reward.

However I never really learned how to pat myself on the back (to twist several metaphors)  other than by stuffing myself with something yummy.  After my victory over the crappiest of night I wanted- nay! deserved! a treat.

And so I cooked my first Fat Man Breakfast since I've been here at Elder House.


I warmed up my tiny cast iron skillet.  I fried several pieces of bacon which I had sliced in half to seem like doubled amount. I toasted an English muffin and slathered it with butter.  Two sunny side up eggs with black pepper.  Almost frozen pulp free OJ and scalding milky coffee.  Heaven.  I feasted with no guilt.


And I will confess when I lumbered off for my late afternoon nap, like the fat mammal I am, I stretched out in the sun spotted bed and didn't even brush my teeth first.  Yes.  I allowed myself to prolong my pleasure as my milky, bacony, yolky breath lulled me to sleep.  Who else would admit such a thing?

Glad I no longer smoke.  But a really good breakfast is worth any level of cholesterol crapulence.

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