Monday, September 20, 2010

&^%$#@@#$%^&*)_

I admit it!  I curse A LOT!  I do not apologize for my foul language.  It is always called for and generally limited to a low voice volume and a very small space.  In fact as Ms. Martha Stewart, "Goddess of All She Surveys" might say, "It is a very good thing."  Why?

1.  Cursing has prevented me from smashing many, many items.  Whenever I observe that $%^&*() message "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" I instantly go to my default setting of rage.  Without the ability to curse I would, at the very least fire off some juicy, rude emails or letters to CEO's or destroy entire neighborhoods with my bare hands.  Cursing allows me a safe way to vent.

2.  Cursing is better than tears.  I have mentioned here before that I am somewhat mobility impaired.  Long tragic story, but the current gist is that I am in constant, chronic pain and I'm beginning to walk like a 21st century version of Quasimodo.  Not a pretty picture.  When I think of my level of daily agony and combine that with a giant dose of personal humiliation I am driven to either tears or profanity.  Cursing feels much less like self pity.  It also helps me move on to more pressing issues.



3.  Cursing helps me refocus.  I have also mentioned several heartbreaking family issues.  Discussing them ad nausea has done no good and I have come to the conclusion that the safest thing is for me to protect myself and my children as best I can.  (Oh!  I can imagine the misinterpretation that sentence is going to cause!  You know who you are!)  But the fact of the matter is:  It still hurts.  I am learning to deal; but in the meantime cursing enables me to go yet another day without inflicting any kind of harm.



All that having been said:  And I almost don't DARE to write this:  things seem to be improving.  if it continues i may be able to actually curse less.  i might miss it.  i might start a support group.  foul mouth anonymous?  any takers? 
Until the day that all is well....   $^&*()!)*&^$%%#@!   will continue to be a part of my verbal repartee.

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