Minor Irritations

• Blogs that turn out to be entryways to etsy shops and ONLY that.  Blogging is NOT cyber scrap booking!  Writing actual words is paramount, quality photos next, selling your stuff (if that's all the content) comes much farther down the list.  Please don't make me come in there!
• Hallway Loudmouth Lady.  I swear she does it on purpose. Whatever you are doing at four in the mother fucking morning needs to be done inside with your door closed.
• Cloudy days.
• Blogs that are commercials.  Nienie!  No Big Dill!  Advertisements create a slippery slope and take the fun out of it for the readers.  Moneymaking strategies don't have to be THAT obvious and all encompassing.  Do they?
• My own hair in my own mouth
• Sticky keyboard keys.  My laptop is very old; antique I'm sure by cyber standards.  I love it dearly.  But I fear it is on its last legs and this, of course, frightens me.  So as irritations go, the keys issue truly is minor.  For the most part they function.  I am truly sick of having to go back and put spaces in where the space bar didn't work.  And I must always remember to check for absent "M's".
• Static electricity
• Hypercritical bitches who won't leave me alone.  Oh wait!  That's a major irritation.  Some people just need to make other folks miserable I guess.
• Strange children who litter
• SPAM (not Spam)